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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostSampling, sampling, sampling ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Zippy Wrote : Is that guy still in the dungeon?
I must admit, I never thought he'd last that long, and I went through the whole rack of implements twice, trying to find his breaking point.
It was a close call, but I had to resort to my failsafe backup plan.
That's why I always carry a "cat basket" for such emergencies.
One jar of smothered honey and "cry havoc!" : Release Arnie the Giant Ant Eater and it was sadly all over.
Mother Nature has all the best instruments, and Giant Ant Eaters have 2 ft long tongues.
He'll not be bothering anyone anytime soon, until he learns to walk again.
Chaos, panic and extreme anal-widening.
My work here is done.
Anyone save me a beer ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostPhew, sorry about that, it was quite a long session.
My work here is done.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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RC posted : Eh? Wot? You say you've sorted out Cyberman?
Think about it for a moment.
On here, he received a constant stream of abuse and ill-will, but without the balancing "yang" to counter the "yin", all his chakras were out of alignment.
You cannot sow hate and expect a person to remain neutral.
In short, he had a deficit of love, which Arnie the Giant Anteater managed to fulfill.
I now believe their union to be a happy one, that should foster years of mutual friendship and disgusting filthy hardcore bestiality.
My advice ? Buy shares in honey.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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What the heck??? Another new boy, I thought I was the new boy, what am I now? Fine - I'll just sit in the corner and drink myself into unconsciousness. Nobody take advantage of me while I snooze please.....well, ok, just a little then.Comment
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Originally posted by SlimRick View PostWhat the heck??? Another new boy, I thought I was the new boy, what am I now? Fine - I'll just sit in the corner and drink myself into unconsciousness. Nobody take advantage of me while I snooze please.....well, ok, just a little then.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostYou look lonely, are you in need of a special friend?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostEh? Wot? You say you've sorted out Cyberman?
Plenty of beer left
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