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    #61
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    You're not alone, there's always exclusion
    You are biased Menelaus
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      #62
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      You are biased Menelaus
      Sampling, sampling, sampling ...

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        #63
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        Sampling, sampling, sampling ...
        Have you considered changing your weights?
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          #64
          Zippy Wrote : Is that guy still in the dungeon?
          Phew, sorry about that, it was quite a long session.

          I must admit, I never thought he'd last that long, and I went through the whole rack of implements twice, trying to find his breaking point.

          It was a close call, but I had to resort to my failsafe backup plan.

          That's why I always carry a "cat basket" for such emergencies.

          One jar of smothered honey and "cry havoc!" : Release Arnie the Giant Ant Eater and it was sadly all over.

          Mother Nature has all the best instruments, and Giant Ant Eaters have 2 ft long tongues.

          He'll not be bothering anyone anytime soon, until he learns to walk again.

          Chaos, panic and extreme anal-widening.

          My work here is done.

          Anyone save me a beer ?
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #65
            Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
            Phew, sorry about that, it was quite a long session.

            My work here is done.
            Eh? Wot? You say you've sorted out Cyberman?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #66
              RC posted : Eh? Wot? You say you've sorted out Cyberman?
              Well, the problem was that he was not being loved.

              Think about it for a moment.

              On here, he received a constant stream of abuse and ill-will, but without the balancing "yang" to counter the "yin", all his chakras were out of alignment.

              You cannot sow hate and expect a person to remain neutral.

              In short, he had a deficit of love, which Arnie the Giant Anteater managed to fulfill.

              I now believe their union to be a happy one, that should foster years of mutual friendship and disgusting filthy hardcore bestiality.

              My advice ? Buy shares in honey.
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #67
                What the heck??? Another new boy, I thought I was the new boy, what am I now? Fine - I'll just sit in the corner and drink myself into unconsciousness. Nobody take advantage of me while I snooze please.....well, ok, just a little then.
                A bad workman blames his fools

                EDIT: *tools

                stupid keyboard.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by SlimRick View Post
                  What the heck??? Another new boy, I thought I was the new boy, what am I now? Fine - I'll just sit in the corner and drink myself into unconsciousness. Nobody take advantage of me while I snooze please.....well, ok, just a little then.
                  You look lonely, are you in need of a special friend?
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    You look lonely, are you in need of a special friend?
                    Excuse me I am just moving the web cam
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Eh? Wot? You say you've sorted out Cyberman?
                      There are things in this world you should never see and that was one of them <shudder>

                      Plenty of beer left

                      Get your coat SlimRick, I think you've pulled. Be gentle with him HAB.
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