I could ask a question.....

[wobbegong]

Can anyone see any sign of a trap door to a basement, under a rug anywhere?

Look upstairs, in the bathroom.

[realityhack]

Look upstairs, in the bathroom.

Got it - there's a fake boiler door in the bathroom.

Hmm... it looks a bit 'indiana jones' in here, I can see some stone steps leading down into darkness. Anyone got a torch?

Ah, cheers for the wine zippy.

[Zippy]

Cheers RH

<chink>

Twiglet?

[realityhack]

Cheers RH

<chink>

Twiglet?

No thanks - went right off them since the last partay. I'm sure I can hear something growling down there. Badger, care to lead the way?

[cojak]

<checks window egress, sidles to a clear view of the door...>

We're right behind you RH.....

[realityhack]

<checks window egress, sidles to a clear view of the door...>

We're right behind you RH.....

<places a torch in Cyberman's hand, positions him at the top of mysterious steps, and pushes him forward>

Not sure how he got invited, but - there you go fella.

<Cyberman falls down the steps>

<sounds of flesh-tearing, screams, general carnage>

Hmm...

[realityhack]

<sips some wine>

Nice - what is this, a Rioja?

Our risk-assessment seems pretty conclusive. Shall we send EO down there?

[Sysman]

Christ there is a scouser next door.... best invite him or he'll do our cars

You'd best count the cutlery.

[cojak]

<places a torch in Cyberman's hand, positions him at the top of mysterious steps, and pushes him forward>

Not sure how he got invited, but - there you go fella.

<Cyberman falls down the steps>

<sounds of flesh-tearing, screams, general carnage>

Hmm...

Hello? I'm in some pain here.....

This would have never happened under the Tories.....


ARRRGGGHHHHH!

<Lens of broken torch is pooted out of hole....>

[Zippy]

Ooh things are picking up I'll call the paramedics in a day or two.

Yep, Rioja. Would anyone like any more?