I could ask a question.....

[HairyArsedBloke]

Crumlin, I need to have a word or two with you about sunspots and the bee's.

[Crumlin]

Christ there is a scouser next door.... best invite him or he'll do our cars

Ahhh, he's squatting there, he's harmless. It's the other 34 you've got to worry about.

[Crumlin]

Heads to kitchen, go through cupboards, yes. Here it is: the fake baked bean can. That was too easy.

That's a key to another drinks cabinet. I wonder where that is.

That looks like a key to the cupboard under the stairs.

But what's this large, funny looking key? It looks like a novelty S&M Dungeon key. Can anyone see any sign of a trap door to a basement, under a rug anywhere?

Yes, too easy wasn't it

[ace00]

...... about IR35, or DOOM, or chutney spoons, but can't see the point, so cutting to the chase. Long time lurker here! Long enough to know the routine, so doors open, booze cabinet is filled and unlocked! Munchies are on the way! Help yourselves.

Well I would say work on your qualifications and keep that CV up-to-date.
And don't forget punctuality and a smart appearance!

[cojak]

<carrys in tray of sandwiches and crisps>

I've just borrowed a few trays from a lunchtime time meeting room.

They'll never notice.....

[alreadypacked]

<carrys in tray of sandwiches and crisps>

I've just borrowed a few trays from a lunchtime time meeting room.

They'll never notice.....

We will drunk by the time you get back, best take a bottle too, so you can keep up

[Zippy]

<Zip saunters in with wine glass in hand>

This is a bit odd chaps. We were actually invited ....

[Crumlin]

I know, weird ain't it!!

Who's got the absinthe????

[DS23]

rc - he's taken it for comfort on the way to his interview.

[Zippy]

I know, weird ain't it!!

Who's got the absinthe????

Here you go. I'd put that cigarette out if I were you ....