You can't get pishedd. That's my job
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
I could ask a question.....
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
-
Cheers fellas for the "dungeon" delivery !
Right, I think a number 3 cat o'nine tails, or shall I start with the pink My Little Pony fluffy parasol ?
It's ok fellas. He's in good hands.
When he stops screaming you can come and get him.
<Closes door with an evil grin>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
-
S'ok I've found the cctv. Just give us a wave when you're done.
Wine, beer or nibbles anyone?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
CCTV ?
Did the guests upstairs want to watch his punishment then ?
I didn't realise I was playing to an audience !
Excellent, I shall have to make this a very special performance then !
<turns to slave>
"You know what that means don't you ? Cosplay and today you shall be the new inmate and when Bubba comes down the stairs, he wants to have a word with you"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
-
<zippy pulls chair closer to screen and pours a refill>+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
<Drags in trolley:>
Here you go, guys & guyettas, pink pop. 12 cases of 12 bottles.
Get stuck in.
Guys?
Hello?
Helllooooo?
Arse.
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, zzzzzzzzzzzzzMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
-
Hey RC, I'm gonna go in the garden and wash the pershyids . . . pissyids . . . oh, f**k it, meteors. You coming?Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<Drags in trolley:>
Here you go, guys & guyettas, pink pop. 12 cases of 12 bottles.
Get stuck in.
Guys?
Hello?
Helllooooo?
Arse.
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Comment
-
No I'sh back. Jusht had to go to bishnesh meeting.
Pop please. Is that guy still in the dungeon?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
You've all gone haven't you? Sat here on my own mumble, mumble ....+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
You're not alone, there's always exclusionOriginally posted by Zippy View PostYou've all gone haven't you? Sat here on my own mumble, mumble ....Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Contractors warned as HMRC petitions to wind up ‘FCSA umbrella’ MyPay Today 05:06
- As JSL squeezes small umbrella companies, Healey must act Yesterday 03:43
- Healey’s Budget 2026 to-do list for IT contractor hiring Oct 5 05:05
- Contracting Awards 2026 winners: 2025’s victors refuse to let go Oct 2 06:23
- Autumn Budget 2026: 10 predictions for UK contractors Sep 29 00:08
- Is HMRC ‘cruelly seeking to transfer debts’ to MSC contractors? Sep 28 06:37
- IT contractor demand climbed in August 2026 to 40-month high Sep 25 04:53
- Foreign Office puts 90% inside IR35 amid £15m bill: 5 steps for you Sep 24 01:11
- 5 steps before your client ‘does a Foreign Office’ and puts 90% of contractors inside IR35 Sep 24 01:11
- Luke’s Story: “I knew it was a loan. But they changed the rules.” Sep 23 00:00

Comment