You can't get pishedd. That's my job
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Cheers fellas for the "dungeon" delivery !
Right, I think a number 3 cat o'nine tails, or shall I start with the pink My Little Pony fluffy parasol ?
It's ok fellas. He's in good hands.
When he stops screaming you can come and get him.
<Closes door with an evil grin>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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S'ok I've found the cctv. Just give us a wave when you're done.
Wine, beer or nibbles anyone?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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CCTV ?
Did the guests upstairs want to watch his punishment then ?
I didn't realise I was playing to an audience !
Excellent, I shall have to make this a very special performance then !
<turns to slave>
"You know what that means don't you ? Cosplay and today you shall be the new inmate and when Bubba comes down the stairs, he wants to have a word with you"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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<zippy pulls chair closer to screen and pours a refill>+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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<Drags in trolley:>
Here you go, guys & guyettas, pink pop. 12 cases of 12 bottles.
Get stuck in.
Guys?
Hello?
Helllooooo?
Arse.
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, zzzzzzzzzzzzzMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Hey RC, I'm gonna go in the garden and wash the pershyids . . . pissyids . . . oh, f**k it, meteors. You coming?Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<Drags in trolley:>
Here you go, guys & guyettas, pink pop. 12 cases of 12 bottles.
Get stuck in.
Guys?
Hello?
Helllooooo?
Arse.
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, glug, smash!
<pop>
Glug, glug, glug, zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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No I'sh back. Jusht had to go to bishnesh meeting.
Pop please. Is that guy still in the dungeon?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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You've all gone haven't you? Sat here on my own mumble, mumble ....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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You're not alone, there's always exclusionOriginally posted by Zippy View PostYou've all gone haven't you? Sat here on my own mumble, mumble ....Comment
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