Pen-Clickers

[bogeyman]

It would be like sitting with somebody who randomly shouted Beep.

God! I do that.

I never considered it would annoy BEEP people.

Sorry.

[Money Money Money]

When I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!

[KentPhilip]

FFS. Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.

Damn I've revealed the true meaning of sh...
it's not sheep, but:

Sheaffer

(as in pens)

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[OwlHoot]

Chewing your pen, not telling you, then giving it back

Chewing someone else's pen, and then finding from a sudden strange taste that they've chewed it first

[TriggerHippy]

Chewing someone else's pen, and then finding from a sudden strange taste that they've scratched various parts of their anatomy first

[minestrone]

I have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.

[BoredBloke]

I have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.

Ask him to save you some

[Platypus]

When I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!

Classic

[Addanc]

W**kers who whistle