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  • Addanc
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    W**kers who whistle

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
    When I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!
    Classic

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.
    Ask him to save you some

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  • minestrone
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    I have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.

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  • TriggerHippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Chewing someone else's pen, and then finding from a sudden strange taste that they've scratched various parts of their anatomy first

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Chewing your pen, not telling you, then giving it back
    Chewing someone else's pen, and then finding from a sudden strange taste that they've chewed it first

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    FFS. Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.
    Damn I've revealed the true meaning of sh...
    it's not sheep, but:

    Sheaffer

    (as in pens)

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  • Money Money Money
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    When I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    It would be like sitting with somebody who randomly shouted Beep.
    God! I do that.

    I never considered it would annoy BEEP people.

    Sorry.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I thought you said Pen--Lickers.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
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    FFS. Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Why is it annoying?
    Cos it is - try sitting next to somebody who goes aggheemm agggheeemmm all the time all day - and not quietly either. It would be like sitting with somebody who randomly shouted Beep. It's annoying. But he's dead now because he jumped out of the window while I was nowhere near him!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Another candidate for the list methinks.
    Soon they will all be ignored. ALL OF THEM ! !
    For pointing out that you should grow a pair of balls and talk to the bloke that's annoying you instead of acting like a faggot?

    Hey no problem, fine by me.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Stuff I can't be arsed to read
    Someone say something?

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    ...........
    ... Grow up!
    Another candidate for the list methinks.
    Soon they will all be ignored. ALL OF THEM ! !

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