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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I know a bloke like that, had throat cancer, killed his saliva ducts, it's the only way he can keep his throat lubricated.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI used to work with a bloke who used to make that 'ahem' type noise you do when you are clearing your throat. He did it many times per minute - it drove me nuts. I worked with a pen clicker and this was worse.
It was a case of open an email ahhhheeemmm, start to read eamil aghhheeemm agghh aghheeem, start first response aghhheemm agheem ahh, delete first response aghheem, write second response, agheeemmeemmeemm, aghheeem hit send, aghhheem, call the recipient but remeber to clear throat before dowing so.
Care to tell him that it's annoying you?
As for the pen clicker, ffs either tell him it's annoying you or ignore it. Grow up!Comment
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This bloke didn't have cancer - it was just a really annoying habit - that and the fact he was a septicOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI know a bloke like that, had throat cancer, killed his saliva ducts, it's the only way he can keep his throat lubricated.
Care to tell him that it's annoying you?
As for the pen clicker, ffs either tell him it's annoying you or ignore it. Grow up!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Why is it annoying?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThis bloke didn't have cancer - it was just a really annoying habit - that and the fact he was a septicComment
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Another candidate for the list methinks.Originally posted by Churchill View Post...........
... Grow up!
Soon they will all be ignored. ALL OF THEM !
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Bored.Comment
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Someone say something?Originally posted by ace00 View PostStuff I can't be arsed to read
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For pointing out that you should grow a pair of balls and talk to the bloke that's annoying you instead of acting like a faggot?Originally posted by ace00 View PostAnother candidate for the list methinks.
Soon they will all be ignored. ALL OF THEM !
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Hey no problem, fine by me.Comment
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Cos it is - try sitting next to somebody who goes aggheemm agggheeemmm all the time all day - and not quietly either. It would be like sitting with somebody who randomly shouted Beep. It's annoying. But he's dead now because he jumped out of the window while I was nowhere near him!Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy is it annoying?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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FFS.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostClick Click Clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety hahahahahahaha
Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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