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ClassicOriginally posted by Money Money Money View PostWhen I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!
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Ask him to save you someOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.
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I have the chap beside me who picks his nose and eats it, as my seat is facing in his direction I get to see it out the corner of my eye all day.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostChewing someone else's pen, and then finding from a sudden strange taste that they've scratched various parts of their anatomy first
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Damn I've revealed the true meaning of sh...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFFS.
Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.
it's not sheep, but:
Sheaffer
(as in pens)
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When I used to work at ford years ago, there was a girl in accounts that would always be chewing highlight lids. One of the salesman went up to her office on a weekend and rubbed everyone of them round his bell end!!
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FFS.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostClick Click Clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety hahahahahahaha
Will you PLEASE hold on to the plastic ear tags on your sheep when you're shagging her. Thank you.
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Cos it is - try sitting next to somebody who goes aggheemm agggheeemmm all the time all day - and not quietly either. It would be like sitting with somebody who randomly shouted Beep. It's annoying. But he's dead now because he jumped out of the window while I was nowhere near him!Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy is it annoying?
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For pointing out that you should grow a pair of balls and talk to the bloke that's annoying you instead of acting like a faggot?Originally posted by ace00 View PostAnother candidate for the list methinks.
Soon they will all be ignored. ALL OF THEM !
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Hey no problem, fine by me.
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