STD anyone?

[HornyHorse]

I really didn't see the point of going to the urologist yesterday. Well ok I lie, he did scan my balls for cancer and that was clear so all good there. I did a flow test ie p1ss in a bucket which is hooked up to an early 80s printer, Which was also ok. The worst part was the , er, prostate exam....lie down on my side, knees up to my chin and BREATHE DEEP BREATHE DEEP BREATHE DEEP. My god I'll cringe forever at the thought. Still, no probs there.

He couldn't do an STI check because it's not covered by insurance! What the heck is wrong with this country??! That means that people have to pay to get checked and so less people will do that and so more infections will spread. Stupid plan guys.

[cojak]

<makes mental note not to sit too close to HH, you never know, do you....>

[EternalOptimist]

Dunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.

A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...

Ah North Berwick, not to be confused with Berwick. One of the nicest towns in the UK

[Zippy]

The worst part was the , er, prostate exam....lie down on my side, knees up to my chin and BREATHE DEEP BREATHE DEEP BREATHE DEEP. My god I'll cringe forever at the thought. Still, no probs there.

I have met people who would pay good money for that sort of treatment

[cojak]

Ah North Berwick, not to be confused with Berwick. One of the nicest towns in the UK

I concur, and they had their Highland games on Saturday.

[KentPhilip]

I have met people who would pay good money for that sort of treatment

Exactly.

Hornyhorse might say it made him cringe, but I think its a cover - he loved it!

Its bum sex all the way now HornyHorse. Don't say we weren't the first to tell you

[TriggerHippy]

I have met people who would pay good money for that sort of treatment

Really ... and just how often do you meet these people???

[Menelaus]

You go 60m??? I'm seriously impressed ... I feel quite a novice now

I've got three wreck sites I want to go to:

- Truuk (trying to get there this autumn)
- Bikini (see above - in Micronesia anyway, why not kill two birds with the same stone)
- HMS DASHER (D37)

Dasher's a MUCH bigger undertaking; she's in 170m of water (so a very very very very very very very technical dive) and is also a protected site, meaning a dive would have to get permission from CWGC before being even planned

[TriggerHippy]

You should add a little known place called Roatan ... great reef diving

[Menelaus]

You should add a little known place called Roatan ... great reef diving

Believe so, but I'm a wreck fiend (the sign of the skull and cross-spanners)