STD anyone?

[Churchill]

Hang on I didn't say sheep - I said:



sh... could be a whole host of things.
I think you have a sheep fetish. you bhaaaaad boy.

Go on then, what?

5 letters and the first 2 are "sh" - dig yourself out of that one!

[ribble]

Go on then, what?

5 letters and the first 2 are "sh" - dig yourself out of that one!

he could of missed a couple of dots and it could have been shemale...

[Churchill]

Whilst the cotton bud up the bell end might be uncomfortable & unpleasant, it's less uncomfortable and unpleasant than the results of quite a few of the more interesting STDs...

I'm sure that umbrella thing of immortal legend was fairly unpleasant too...

Wire brush and detol...

[EternalOptimist]

Whilst the cotton bud up the bell end might be uncomfortable & unpleasant, it's less uncomfortable and unpleasant than the results of quite a few of the more interesting STDs...

I'm sure that umbrella thing of immortal legend was fairly unpleasant too...

some of the guys on here had them dainty little umbrellas that Mary Poppins used to fly about in, but they used the full parasol om me

[HornyHorse]

Had the UTI test already and gp said it was negative. Seeing Urology doc tomorrow and not looking forward to it.

[BrilloPad]

Had the UTI test already and gp said it was negative. Seeing Urology doc tomorrow and not looking forward to it.

Tomorrow? They are there on a Saturday?

[EternalOptimist]

the time to worry is when the Urology doctor has his arm down your japs up to his elbow, his eyes widen and he shouts 'WHATS THIS?'

[RichardCranium]

the time to worry is when the Urology doctor has his arm down your japs up to his elbow, his eyes widen and he shouts 'WHATS THIS?'

"Oh no, Doctor, I don't want it removed. I want the batteries changed."

[Zippy]

You buggers stop whinging - cotton bud FFS.
Try having a 'pelvic examination'.

[KentPhilip]

he could of missed a couple of dots and it could have been shemale...

Wey Hey

That's right. Normally you use three dots to indicate a word cut short, regardless of the number of letters in the word.

for example

He said "oh my goo..." but couldn't complete the word "goodness" because his friend hit him on the head with a giant marrow, knocking him out instantly.

<the context of this story is a fight between two friends at an allotment vegetable growing competition>

So, where was I?
The term sh... does not have to be 5 letters