Woman getting married to fairground ride

[OwlHoot]

Woman getting married to fairground ride

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

I'm really not sure what glyph to choose. Maybe ...



edit: Sounds like 'he' swept her off her feet. But ten years could hardly be called a whirlwind romance.

[Pondlife]

I think fidelity could be a major issue in this relationship.

How will she handle him giving rides to so many other women.

I doubt it will last.

[Zippy]

I know it's a very girly thing to say but - eeeewwwww

[realityhack]

Typical - she goes for the glitzy fairground ride pulling in thousands a year and ignores the long term unrequited love of the lonely spin-dryer next door.

Women.

[foritisme]

Could understand if she was marrying 'The Big One' in Blackpool - ohh err missus

[Zippy]

Could understand if she was marrying 'The Big One' in Blackpool - ohh err missus

I fear the relationship would go downhill fast.

I know the way out ..

[TriggerHippy]

I fear the relationship would go downhill fast.

I know the way out ..

Biggest problem I can see is that it'll never last more than a minute ......

[Zippy]

Biggest problem I can see is that it'll never last more than a minute ......

That's not unusual - is it?

[TriggerHippy]

That's not unusual - is it?

We've obviously NEVER met ....

[thunderlizard]

Someone married the Eiffel Tower last year, and someone married the Berlin Wall a good few years before that. At least her thing moves.