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Woman getting married to fairground ride

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    #11
    There's something wrong with the photo; why's there a fat man in the frame?

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      #12
      Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
      There's something wrong with the photo; why's there a fat man in the frame?
      I think you've just explained why the groom is a mechanical device .....
      The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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        #13
        an engineer told me before he died
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        an engineer told me before he died
        and I've no reason to believe he lied
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum

        an engineer told me before he died
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        That no matter whatever he tried,
        This girl was never satisfied!
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum

        an engineer told me before he died
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        The engineer was a designer,
        Measured the bore of her vagina,
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum

        an engineer told me before he died
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Then he built her a fairground ride,
        Ten yards long and ten yards wide,
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum

        an engineer told me before he died
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Yes he built a Ferris wheel,
        Two brass balls and a chopper of steel
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
        Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum



        etc etc




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