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    #21
    "I just bought a kilo of ecuadorian bananas for 1 Euro 20 cents"

    And I thought I was doing well with Chiquitas for €1.59.

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      #22
      Just did a quick Thesaurus search on www.dictionary.com for 'Chiquitas'...

      "No entry found for Chiquitas.
      Did you mean Coitus?"


      Bloody good deal for €1.59.
      Vieze Oude Man

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        #23
        Originally posted by mcquiggd
        Just did a quick Thesaurus search on www.dictionary.com for 'Chiquitas'...

        "No entry found for Chiquitas.
        Did you mean Coitus?"


        Bloody good deal for €1.59.
        clits
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #24
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          scoring with two goooooooorgeous army officers
          Did that entail a spit roast? Excuse me, Cubicle 2 will be occupied for 5 minutes.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            Well I'm trying to cut down on bananas.

            I think this is an underestimated problem, what with third world countries now all getting involved in the "banana" trade.

            Its a matter of time but the youth trading bananas at the local disco, and then we'll see all the social problems you get from bananas.
            I'm alright Jack

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              #26
              Ive seen some unusual beahviour amongst the modern youth vis bananas on a trip to Amsterdam... in fact it was quite unsettling as it involved audience participation and no obvious signs of lubrication.

              Im sure she got through a kilo a day.
              Vieze Oude Man

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                #27
                Originally posted by mcquiggd
                Ive seen some unusual beahviour amongst the modern youth vis bananas on a trip to Amsterdam... in fact it was quite unsettling as it involved audience participation and no obvious signs of lubrication.

                Im sure she got through a kilo a day.
                Went to a pub where the above entailed "dissapearing" fruit, seem to remember £10 entry, and then a pound in the pot when the girl walked round "entertaining" Seem to remember it was called "The Black horse" it was in EC1
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  #28
                  Bet it didnt feature a chap dressed as a monkey wearing an ejaculating strapon which he used to 'decorate' the audience with at the end of the show...

                  I have to say, I didnt think watching people have sex right in front of me could be quite so... boring... but it was a lads weekend in Amsterdam so it had to be done.

                  I found the local Dutch women in the nice bars to be far more erotically charged than any 'pin up material' in the industry, so to speak....
                  Vieze Oude Man

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mcquiggd
                    I found the local Dutch women in the nice bars to be far more erotically charged than any 'pin up material' in the industry, so to speak....

                    Yeh I can say the same about local Dutch men

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                      #30
                      Wanton hussy!


                      Women who like ... sex... what will they think of next!
                      Vieze Oude Man

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