Notice periods

[TinTrump]

As you probably won't be able to finish the work perhaps providing a framework of how to complete the task will be useful i.e. follow these steps.

I was once describing a report I'd finished, that needed UAT, to a buxom colleague in the middle of the office and advised her that "I've chested, er, tested it myself"

[EternalOptimist]

Finish the job.
Good for your self esteem and professional pride.

as far as the scouser is concerned, well that depends on whether you are happily married or not

[cojak]

So... get over it, admire the bazongers and remember halcyon days

Oh, if I had a quid for every missed opportunity....... I'd have £5 by now

P.S. Seriously for a sec, well done for resisting.

<geek>I assume she's not Borg (in which case, resistance is futile!)</geek>

Hold on... Did I miss something here? Where did the thread jump from SY01 asking a laudable question regarding professionalism during the end of a contract to him resisting the charms of a large pair of norks?

I think Dickie is the person to blame for the swerve...

[BlasterBates]

My advice would be to be extremely careful as an affair at work can backfire very easily. When you meet choose a location where no-one knows you, and wear a hat and dark glasses just in case.

[suityou01]

My advice would be to be extremely careful as an affair at work can backfire very easily. When you meet choose a location where no-one knows you, and wear a hat and dark glasses just in case.

<fingersinears>
La la la, la la la, la la la la
</fingersinears>

[zamzummim]

Sorry to hear the news about your leaving

I'd complete the job as much as you can, and do a good handover. It won't be forgotten

[cojak]

<fingersinears>
La la la, la la la, la la la la
</fingersinears>

...and eyes squeezed shut, I would imagine...

[Turion]

He's just been canned, and most of the content of his post was a diatribe about some vunerable bird in the office . You're p1ssed as you've only got a week left to get in there.

If I had a week notice, I'd spend it on the phone securing my next contract, not worrying about a pair of tits and a shiitty database.

[suityou01]

It's not all bad.

Just broke the news to a few permie colleagues as they might need to know stuff before I go. After the obligatory surprised and shocked responses, one commented on how I was the first contractor "in a long while not to leave under a cloud". Apparently there is a track record of contractors getting hacked of and jumping ship.

To that end that have organised dinner for next Monday night. Which was nice.

[suityou01]

He's just been canned, and most of the content of his post was a diatribe about some vunerable bird in the office . You're p1ssed as you've only got a week left to get in there.

If I had a week notice, I'd spend it on the phone securing my next contract, not worrying about a pair of tits and a shiitty database.

2/10 for trolling. Pathetic.

HTH