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    #21
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    the personification of the word cad!
    Helloooo did someone call!!

    Has anyone seen CM today.... Ding DONG!

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      #22


      ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

      "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

      Bingo!"
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #23
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        .....and let's not forget Cojak
        Ahhhhh Cojak Heloooooooo!
        Is this a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see YOU!!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          there is no god, 'tis a crime against beauty

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post


            ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

            "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

            Bingo!"
            Did no-one think of the consequences?
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #26
              Originally posted by cojak View Post


              ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

              "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

              Bingo!"
              13th Duke of Wybourne

              Saucy aristo reprobate, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, finds himself in all manner of unsuitable locations, usually at night, invariably with a number of ladies. With his rumpled dinner jacket, a bottle of champagne and a glint in his eye, the 13th Duke turns up at halls of residence and dormitories, as if by accident. Standing in a room full of sleeping girls, he'll ask lasciviously, 'With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'

              Some of the places the 13th Duke of Wybourne has found himself in have included:
              • a French maid's finishing school
              • a sixth form girls' dormitory
              • a student nurses' hall of residence
              • a women's prison
              • alone with his best friend's wife
              • in a mortuary

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                #27
                Women should remember their place in tennis. Wear a wonderbra. And a thong.

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