Reply to: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!

[BrilloPad]

Women should remember their place in tennis. Wear a wonderbra. And a thong.

[Menelaus]

..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

Bingo!"

13th Duke of Wybourne

Saucy aristo reprobate, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, finds himself in all manner of unsuitable locations, usually at night, invariably with a number of ladies. With his rumpled dinner jacket, a bottle of champagne and a glint in his eye, the 13th Duke turns up at halls of residence and dormitories, as if by accident. Standing in a room full of sleeping girls, he'll ask lasciviously, 'With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'

Some of the places the 13th Duke of Wybourne has found himself in have included:

• a French maid's finishing school
• a sixth form girls' dormitory
• a student nurses' hall of residence
• a women's prison
• alone with his best friend's wife
• in a mortuary

[DaveB]

..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

Bingo!"

Did no-one think of the consequences?

[foggo]

Say it's not true...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07...w_jubs_please/

there is no god, 'tis a crime against beauty

[Drewster]

.....and let's not forget Cojak

Ahhhhh Cojak Heloooooooo!
Is this a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see YOU!!!

[cojak]

..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

Bingo!"

[Drewster]

the personification of the word cad!

Helloooo did someone call!!

Has anyone seen CM today.... Ding DONG!

[Menelaus]

Terry Thomas was :

"Well Hello!"

Leslie Phillips was

"I say, Ding Dong!"

Both uttered in an utterly filthy upper class accent.

Terry-Thomas and Leslie Phillips - both the personification of the word cad!

[DaveB]

Leslie Phillips

actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.

Thanks - I think it might've been both

Terry Thomas was :

"Well Hello!"

Leslie Phillips was

"I say, Ding Dong!"

Both uttered in an utterly filthy upper class accent.

[thelace]

I'd have said she had a great chance in the mixed doubles....

[Menelaus]

Leslie Phillips

actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.

Thanks - I think it might've been both

[OwlHoot]

<TerryThomas>
Well, hello ...
</TerryThomas>

Leslie Phillips

actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.

[snaw]

That's ruined my day, that has.

[Menelaus]

To be fair - a handfull is all you need - anything you can't get in your mouth goes to waste

fixed that for you.

HTH.

[DaveB]

To be fair - a handfull is all you need - anything more is greedy

Has to be a decent chance of smothering in the night, just to keep it interesting