Smacked a la Gob

[Churchill]

no, we dont play cricket oop here

Oh, so Goosing the landlady is still ok then?

[EternalOptimist]

Oh, so Goosing the landlady is still ok then?

It's practically mandatory

[RichardCranium]

Sure. I've just plugged it in. Get ready to catch the coils when I lob it out of the window.

I once spent a happy 20 minutes watching the numpties across the road standing in their front garden trying to get an extension lead up to a bedroom window. They threw it, they attached the plug to things and threw it, they tied a line to the plug and threw the line. They got a chair from the house and tried standing on that; it didn't help. They swapped thrower & catcher; that didn't help.

In the end they gave up and went round to their neighbour. Two minutes later the extension lead was coming out of the neighbour's downstairs window.

There ain't no limit to human ingenuity.

[cojak]

The manageress of the local pub asked me if I had a strimmer - er yes I do.
Is there any chance you could do the garden at the back ? - er no.

its about 16 million acres - cheeky wench

You mean you didn't put in a quote???

You're slipping EO!

[Cyberman]

If you are spending so much time in the pub that the owners think you ought to be doing your fair share of the housework, maybe it is time to have a look at your life.

[EternalOptimist]

what are you laughing at you festering tit.

you'd laugh if your @rse caught fire