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The Seattle Times????bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Somebody seems to have gone all OCD with this. Loving it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Urban Dictionary
1. chutney spoon
The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?
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Bah humbug! They rejected my proposed definitionOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostUrban Dictionary
1. chutney spoon
The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?
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