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    Chutney spoons

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8166444.stm

    Wake up CyberCreep.
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    A good lick of the chutney spoon is all that's needed to cure the swine flu.

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      #3
      I know. Look at me.

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        #4
        Okay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?

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          Chutney Hero
          “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Okay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?
            I'm posh. I ask the waiter for a slice of bread and use it to mop up the gravy.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              I'm posh. I ask the waiter for a slice of bread and use it to mop up the gravy.
              Ugh. Bet you use your hands. You'll get TB and Aids.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Ugh. Bet you use your hands. You'll get TB and Aids.
                But not Swine 'Flu? Phew!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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