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Okay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostOkay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm posh. I ask the waiter for a slice of bread and use it to mop up the gravy.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostUgh. Bet you use your hands. You'll get TB and Aids.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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