Chutney spoons

[RichardCranium]

Ugh. Bet you use your hands. You'll get TB and Aids.

But not Swine 'Flu? Phew!

[sasguru]

I'm posh. I ask the waiter for a slice of bread and use it to mop up the gravy.

Ugh. Bet you use your hands. You'll get TB and Aids.

[RichardCranium]

Okay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?

I'm posh. I ask the waiter for a slice of bread and use it to mop up the gravy.

[darmstadt]

Chutney Hero

[TimberWolf]

Okay, licking a communal spoon may be unhygienic, but is it okay to lick the plate when eating out? Or do you just sit there salivating at those last juicy morsels, plus gravy?

[DimPrawn]

I know. Look at me.

[Chutney Spoon]

A good lick of the chutney spoon is all that's needed to cure the swine flu.

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8166444.stm

Wake up CyberCreep.