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Speedo's are hazardous to your health

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    #11
    Then and Now...

    Hmmm... it's a toughie...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Hmmm... it's a toughie...
      Did you have to?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        The French won't let you in a public pool if you're not wearing a pair of 'budgie smugglers', I've yet to hear a satisfactory answer as to why swim shorts are banned?
        Two reasons are given.

        1. Swim shorts can be worn as just shorts and so are dirtier
        2. The material is abrasive and wears down water slides.

        No ban in our local pool. But Germany has a ban.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Did you have to?
          Shouls I have called the Pinky Linkies?
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Halo / Mrs BGG posted : Dear BGG please go & buy some speedos & then "model" them for me
            Er..sweetie...I have latex pearlsheen trousers, or had you forgotten ? (I got married in them, remember ?)

            Is it modelling assignment this weekend ?

            Waheyyyyy !

            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #16
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Then and Now...

              Hmmm... it's a toughie...
              bit small, isn't it?
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Straying off topic slightly, I remember the days when once in a while a young lady could be seen getting out of the the pool with a swim suit on that had gone translucent after getting wet. Sadly swimming costumes appear to be better made these days.
                Which is a pity

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