Ve have vays of making you talk

[ThomasSoerensen]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

The spring onion takes time.
Insert when small.
Water daily.
Subject talks withing 6 months - guaranteed.

[Halo Jones]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

Hmmmm now scared about what I married

[Board Game Geek]

Bwahahahahaha !