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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThe article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.
For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).
The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).
From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.
One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
Hmmmm now scared about what I married
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThe article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.
For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).
The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).
From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.
One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
Insert when small.
Water daily.
Subject talks withing 6 months - guaranteed.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow do you know all this?
Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?
Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostChillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.
One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow do you know all this?
Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?
Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....
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Chillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.
One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThe article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.
For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).
The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).
From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.
One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThe article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.
For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).
The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).
From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.
One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?
Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....
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The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.
For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).
The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).
From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.
One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
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Ve have vays of making you talk
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Dominican Republic police have been torturing people with onions to get information about crimes, a human rights group has alleged.
The National Commission on Human Rights has documented dozens of cases in which police forced the vegetables into victim's mouths, said Joselin Melo, the organisation's vice president.
The technique makes people feel as if they are asphyxiating - but some had onions stuffed into their rectums, she claimed.Tags: None
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