Ve have vays of making you talk

[Board Game Geek]

Bwahahahahaha !

[Halo Jones]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

Hmmmm now scared about what I married

[ThomasSoerensen]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

The spring onion takes time.
Insert when small.
Water daily.
Subject talks withing 6 months - guaranteed.

[cojak]

South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.

I'll bet that clears them...

[tino]

How do you know all this?

Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....

Name of this book please BP?

[tino]

Chillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.

Yet you have dealers over ere allegedly charging £40 a gram

[sunnysan]

Wilbur Smith

How do you know all this?

Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....

Yes but this was in the 1600s in East Africa IIRC and the punishment was adminstered by a jealous newt harem keeper, not a policeman

[NotAllThere]

Chillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.

[cojak]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

Since it's the DR police we're talking about, I think we can safely infer that the onions will have been cut to release the juices in order for it to be medically dangerous...

[Board Game Geek]

Brillopad : How do you know all this?

TG University

[BrilloPad]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

How do you know all this?

Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....

[Board Game Geek]

The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.

[Alf W]

Link

Dominican Republic police have been torturing people with onions to get information about crimes, a human rights group has alleged.

The National Commission on Human Rights has documented dozens of cases in which police forced the vegetables into victim's mouths, said Joselin Melo, the organisation's vice president.

The technique makes people feel as if they are asphyxiating - but some had onions stuffed into their rectums, she claimed.

The thought of getting a 'used' onion in the mouth would have me singing like a canary within seconds!