Swineflu deaths almost treble in a week

[sasguru]

Apparently you get a double dose if you eat dirty foreign food with your hands. Cyberman said so, so it must be true.

Also if you scratch your bum you get Aids.

[RichardCranium]

Please try to keep this thread ON TOPIC !!!!!!

Topic has fewer hazelnuts in it that it used to. I now need to take bigger bites.

[RichardCranium]

Please try to keep this thread ON TOPIC !!!!!!

My copy of Computing came today so the renewal must have worked.

[DiscoStu]

DO you reckon CyberTwonk likes Cottage Cheese? Perhaps he's gone to find some?

He's always struck me as a sherry trifle man.

[RichardCranium]

Please try to keep this thread ON TOPIC !!!!!!

Shouldn't it be "swine 'flu" and not Swineflu?

[cailin maith]

Also if you scratch your bum you get Aids.

[DiscoStu]

He's always struck me as a sherry trifle man.

It'd have to be Harveys Bristol Cream in it though, none of that dirty ethnic Spanish sherry.

[cailin maith]

Shouldn't it be "swine 'flu" and not Swineflu?

I've got moron flu from listening to the ramblings....

[sasguru]

Shouldn't it be "swine 'flu" and not Swineflu?

That's because you've got no commonsense. Standstoreason.
CyberTwonk.

[Andy2]

You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?

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