Swineflu deaths almost treble in a week

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I'm out of chutney.

I'm not a huge fan of Mango chutney - it's just like jam - but that spicy lime pickle is amazing.
They're often on the same tray so you normally get a bit of chutney on your pickle.

[The Lone Gunman]

so you normally get a bit of chutney on your pickle.

Whooooot!!

[sasguru]

Coffee everywhere and crying with laughter at that one. Good job I am the only left in the office. Where do I send the dry cleaning bill?

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[DiscoStu]

I'm not a huge fan of Mango chutney - it's just like jam - but that spicy lime pickle is amazing.
They're often on the same tray so you normally get a bit of chutney on your pickle.

You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?

[cailin maith]

I'm not a huge fan of Mango chutney - it's just like jam - but that spicy lime pickle is amazing.
They're often on the same tray so you normally get a bit of chutney on your pickle.

A friend of mine is a fireman and a few years ago there was a fire at the Pataks factory... they all got a load of "fire damaged" pickles, chutneys and sauces....

[sasguru]

You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?

Especially if you eat it with your hands?

[DiscoStu]

Especially if you eat it with your hands?

Apparently you get a double dose if you eat dirty foreign food with your hands. Cyberman said so, so it must be true.

[RichardCranium]

Please try to keep this thread ON TOPIC !!!!!!

Whatever.

Material World is on in a few minutes.

[sasguru]

Apparently you get a double dose if you eat dirty foreign food with your hands. Cyberman said so, so it must be true.

DO you reckon CyberTwonk likes Cottage Cheese? Perhaps he's gone to find some?

[RichardCranium]

Please try to keep this thread ON TOPIC !!!!!!

I went out and got some milk earlier.