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Specifications for a Married Man's Shed?
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostAre you sure? Mines got a rusty old lawnmower and a couple of bikes in it.
I sleep and eat in the house.
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Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDon't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by dinker View PostGuy across the road has FIVE sheds, what does that say about his married life?
You obviously live in Slough.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDon't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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A safe. Aren`t we contractors supposed to earn "shed loads of money". Stock up the shed, you`ll need it after the divorce that 33% + marriages end in.
Thought I`d be negative as it`s raining outside.Comment
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Big enough for one comfortably but too small for two for any length of time.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Can't believe you have forgotten a games console - PS3/XBox etc.
Anyway, this may provide some inspiration.Comment
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