all of you
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my daddy is better than all of you
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus -
He might be but my dad is better than yours and could beat him up.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Postall of you
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Oh good grief, how embarrassing - sorry everybody. That'll teach me not to leave myself logged on.
Don't you just love school holidays?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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How do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I think this might have to run for a while....
Where's that "evil genius" smiley?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Frankie Boyle did a good variation on this for kids with gay parents.
Kid 1 : My dad can kick your dads arse!
Kid 2 : No my Dad can kick your your Dads arse!
Kid 3 : My Dad would **** both your dad's up the arse.
Kid 3 : And your Dads would enjoy it!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Well, your kid's spelling is good but they need to work on punctuation and capitalisation.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostOh good grief, how embarrassing - sorry everybody. That'll teach me not to leave myself logged on.
Don't you just love school holidays?
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What a charming piece of work you are.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostHow do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostHow do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.


Hard Brexit now!
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