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Previously on "my daddy is better than all of you"

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Funny. It struck me as a perfect normal post for General.


    Me too.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Oh good grief, how embarrassing - sorry everybody. That'll teach me not to leave myself logged on.

    Don't you just love school holidays?
    Funny. It struck me as a perfect normal post for General.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    How do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    How do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.
    What a charming piece of work you are.

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Oh good grief, how embarrassing - sorry everybody. That'll teach me not to leave myself logged on.

    Don't you just love school holidays?
    Well, your kid's spelling is good but they need to work on punctuation and capitalisation.

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  • DaveB
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    Frankie Boyle did a good variation on this for kids with gay parents.

    Kid 1 : My dad can kick your dads arse!
    Kid 2 : No my Dad can kick your your Dads arse!
    Kid 3 : My Dad would **** both your dad's up the arse.
    Kid 3 : And your Dads would enjoy it!

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    My Dad died in 1998. I still miss him.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    I think this might have to run for a while....

    Where's that "evil genius" smiley?

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  • BoredBloke
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    How do you know when even your mum doesn't know who he is.

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Oh good grief, how embarrassing - sorry everybody. That'll teach me not to leave myself logged on.

    Don't you just love school holidays?

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    all of you
    He might be but my dad is better than yours and could beat him up.

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  • PM-Junkie
    started a topic my daddy is better than all of you

    my daddy is better than all of you

    all of you

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