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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown
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I'll teach you if you like - only £3000 (5 days). I'll even give you a certificate.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGet them to send you on an RPG III programming course.
It did wonders for me.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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More interested in Visual RPGIII.NetOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI'll teach you if you like - only £3000 (5 days). I'll even give you a certificate.
HTH
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Best of luck!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFor one of the roles, I have been put forward.
Three more today.
Sooner or later (hopefully sooner) you'll hit somewhere that knows when its luck is in
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WHSOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostBest of luck!
Sooner or later (hopefully sooner) you'll hit somewhere that knows when its luck is in
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<-- not manly at all
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Good luck
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Seem to be more roles/vacancies out there today...
..or it could just be agents stuck at home with the snow and dusting down their job-creator-fishing toolkitSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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When you sign on they do a job search for you. I've been given this to apply for (it is within walking distance of home):
I wonder if I could outsource it to my accountant?OFFICE MANAGER
Hours: 40 PER WEEK
Duration: PERMANENT ONLY
Must have a good working knowledge of Sage 50 accounts and Sage payroll and be able to produce monthly management accounts.
Must have experience in preparing VAT and TAX Forms together with External company accountants.
Experience of Bank reconciliations, profit and loss forecast, budgets and end of year processes is essential.
Wage: £16000 - £19000 PER ANNUMMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Good job sir. Bound to get a 'hover' soon.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFor one of the roles, I have been put forward.
Three more today.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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