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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    When at the Job Centre I gave them a piece of paper with my National Insurance number on it. They read it and said they would shred it. I queried why and she said you should NEVER give anyone your NI number except the Job Centre or your employer.

    So here I am, applying for a permie role and a mandatory field is the NI number, as it always is on permie applications.

    Except this is going through an agency, so they get it too.

    And while I'm moaning, oh how I hate permie application forms. They take HOURS to fill in. And it is such a dull and boring thing to have to do.
    horrible aren't they...council ones are even worse......

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Get them to send you on an RPG III programming course.

      It did wonders for me.
      I'll teach you if you like - only £3000 (5 days). I'll even give you a certificate.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        I'll teach you if you like - only £3000 (5 days). I'll even give you a certificate.
        More interested in Visual RPGIII.Net

        HTH
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Heard any news yet on any of the applications (contract ones)?
          For one of the roles, I have been put forward.

          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Made any more today?
          Three more today.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            For one of the roles, I have been put forward.

            Three more today.
            Best of luck! Sooner or later (hopefully sooner) you'll hit somewhere that knows when its luck is in <- manly

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Best of luck! Sooner or later (hopefully sooner) you'll hit somewhere that knows when its luck is in <- manly
              WHS <-- not manly at all
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                Good luck
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                  Seem to be more roles/vacancies out there today...

                  ..or it could just be agents stuck at home with the snow and dusting down their job-creator-fishing toolkit
                  Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                    When you sign on they do a job search for you. I've been given this to apply for (it is within walking distance of home):

                    OFFICE MANAGER

                    Hours: 40 PER WEEK
                    Duration: PERMANENT ONLY

                    Must have a good working knowledge of Sage 50 accounts and Sage payroll and be able to produce monthly management accounts.
                    Must have experience in preparing VAT and TAX Forms together with External company accountants.
                    Experience of Bank reconciliations, profit and loss forecast, budgets and end of year processes is essential.

                    Wage: £16000 - £19000 PER ANNUM
                    I wonder if I could outsource it to my accountant?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      For one of the roles, I have been put forward.

                      Three more today.
                      Good job sir. Bound to get a 'hover' soon.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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