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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown
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hmmm, I never bother ringing the agents actually, I just sent my CV, if they ring back then good, if not, then I don't think my ringing them is going to make any difference apart from the fact that I'll appear to be desperate. .Comment
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Originally posted by zamzummim View Posthmmm, I never bother ringing the agents actually, I just sent my CV, if they ring back then good, if not, then I don't think my ringing them is going to make any difference apart from the fact that I'll appear to be desperate. .
Agents know that, and most don't begrudge a quick initial chat with someone who may be ideal for a role.
But I agree there's little point in chasing up agents for news thereafter - If you're wanted for an interview, or had an offer, they'll hunt you to the ends of the Earth if necessary.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostRight, I'm off to a professional meeting in London, armed with a pocket full of business cards. Network, network, network.
Dished out business cards, did my pitch.
The highlight of the day was getting a BCS Long Service pin for five years on a committee.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was naughty today.
Got up early and sent off a tailored CV & covering letter as requested by text message yesterday afternoon, then buggered off to Bournemouth for the day.
Had a lovely day, hot dogs, ice cream, on the pier, promenading, a rop of lager, £50 parking fine (Missus didn't put the £8 parking ticket in the car), nicely sunburned.
I cannot recall the last time I bunked off.
I feel such a fraud.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat was a long evening. Got home about 01:30 a.m.
Dished out business cards, did my pitch.
The highlight of the day was getting a BCS Long Service pin for five years on a committee.
If it's on your CV then for Pete's sake take it off. To most agents and clients, BCS => "beards and sandals".
It's almost as bad as including Mensa membership.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostYou're in the BCS? No wonder you're not getting the number of interviews you should.
If it's on your CV then for Pete's sake take it off. To most agents and clients, BCS => "beards and sandals".
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostYou're in the BCS? No wonder you're not getting the number of interviews you should.
If it's on your CV then for Pete's sake take it off. To most agents and clients, BCS => "beards and sandals".
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIt's almost as bad as including Mensa membership.
With hindsight, I wish I had taken it up. Networking hadn't been 'invented' in the 1980s; 20 years worth of membership of MENSA might have been useful by now.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zamzummim View Posthmmm, I never bother ringing the agents actually, I just sent my CV, if they ring back then good, if not, then I don't think my ringing them is going to make any difference apart from the fact that I'll appear to be desperate. .
I think he is desperate!Comment
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I must be becoming permie material.
Yesterday, instead of gig-seeking, we bunked off to the seaside for the day. So what happens today? I can't get up so sign in to Jobserve at almost 9:30. (And then start gossiping on CUK instead of working!)
Classic permie behaviour. Phone in sick, then late in the next day.
Bad me!I shall dock myself a day's pay, not talk to myself all day, and throw occasional dirty looks at myself all day as a punishment...
Oh! The other LtdCo Director just game me a cheery "Mornin'" and a cuddle and a cup of tea.
Who'd be a permie? I'd rather be on the bench.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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