Does anyone know a cheap photographer who'd do a corporate shot of yours truly? Naturally I'm an ugly bastard so need to be able some major retouching.
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Go to a little independant photo studio - it'll cost you less than you'd expect.
Mine cost £90 a few years ago and a very nice job they did too..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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N5Gooner has got a camera, let him do it...Originally posted by Menelaus View PostDoes anyone know a cheap photographer who'd do a corporate shot of yours truly? Naturally I'm an ugly bastard so need to be able some major retouching."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Isn't there a photo booth in Woollies?
Oh, no, there isn't any more, is there?
I miss Woollies.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What about HAB? I bet he'd love to take some shots of you. He'd probably touch them up for free.King of Chutney.
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fixed that for you.Originally posted by MrToast View PostWhat about HAB? I bet he'd love to take some shots of you. He'd probably touch you up for free.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Postfixed that for you.
So many people willing to get hands on, here
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Photobooth ---> Photoshop
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