Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..

**GreenerGrass** · 19 July 2009, 10:09

I contacted Greggs about the roll but they said it had already been filled...

**MrMark** · 19 July 2009, 10:19

Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post

I contacted Greggs about the roll but they said it had already been filled...

**EternalOptimist** · 19 July 2009, 10:20

filled. damn.

that explains why the old crusty got a cob on with me.

**Menelaus** · 19 July 2009, 10:25

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Anyone contracted food-poisoning 'down under', and have an idea of what happened to my insides?

Oh yes. Liquid faeces.

My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.

Not pleasant.

**DiscoStu** · 19 July 2009, 11:05

Dammit, why did someone have to mention Greggs?

Now I'm craving a chicken pasty and they're not open today

**Pogle** · 19 July 2009, 13:24

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Oh yes. Liquid faeces.

My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.

Not pleasant.

Get that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.

HTH

**wobbegong** · 19 July 2009, 13:40

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Get that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.

HTH

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

**Menelaus** · 19 July 2009, 13:44

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

Especially if it tastes of strawberry jam.

**Pogle** · 19 July 2009, 13:48

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

I do, it is and I have.

Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..