Anyone contracted food-poisoning 'down under', and have an idea of what happened to my insides?
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Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..
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Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..
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Originally posted by GreenerGrass View PostI contacted Greggs about the roll but they said it had already been filled...Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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filled. damn.
that explains why the old crusty got a cob on with me.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAnyone contracted food-poisoning 'down under', and have an idea of what happened to my insides?
My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.
Not pleasant.Comment
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Dammit, why did someone have to mention Greggs?
Now I'm craving a chicken pasty and they're not open todayǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostOh yes. Liquid faeces.
My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.
Not pleasant.
HTHI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostGet that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.
HTH
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostErr, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostErr, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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