Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..

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Sysman replied

19 July 2009, 15:10
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Get that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.

I remember a court case from many years ago where the defendant didn't want to tell the court what his job description was.

It turned out he made small wooden chips to put into jam so that it looked as if it had been made from real raspberries, blackberries etc.

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HairyArsedBloke replied

19 July 2009, 13:59
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Dammit, why did someone have to mention Greggs?

Now I'm craving a chicken pasty and they're not open today

Yeah, so am I.

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

Now I'm not.
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Pogle replied

19 July 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

I do, it is and I have.
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Menelaus replied

19 July 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.

Especially if it tastes of strawberry jam.
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wobbegong replied

19 July 2009, 13:40
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Get that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.

HTH

Err, you do know we're talking about excrement, here, don't you? I would say if yours is as above, you should seriously consider getting some expert advice.
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Pogle replied

19 July 2009, 13:24
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Oh yes. Liquid faeces.

My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.

Not pleasant.

Get that all the time, its when they're the colour and consistancy of strawberry jam that you have to worry.

HTH
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DiscoStu replied

19 July 2009, 11:05
Dammit, why did someone have to mention Greggs?

Now I'm craving a chicken pasty and they're not open today
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Menelaus replied

19 July 2009, 10:25
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Anyone contracted food-poisoning 'down under', and have an idea of what happened to my insides?

Oh yes. Liquid faeces.

My first trip to the Red Sea in 2005: spent 5.5 of the 7 days in bed, unable to decide whether to puke, sh!t or die.

Not pleasant.
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EternalOptimist replied

19 July 2009, 10:20
filled. damn.

that explains why the old crusty got a cob on with me.
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MrMark replied

19 July 2009, 10:19
Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post

I contacted Greggs about the roll but they said it had already been filled...
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GreenerGrass replied

19 July 2009, 10:09
I contacted Greggs about the roll but they said it had already been filled...
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RichardCranium started a topic Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..

19 July 2009, 10:00
Just seen an ideal roll in Greggs, but ..

Anyone contracted food-poisoning 'down under', and have an idea of what happened to my insides?
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