Have you got H1N1?

[Moscow Mule]

Well have you?

[Menelaus]

Well have you?

Yes.

HTH.

[DiscoStu]

I'm not sure what it is that I have, but I'm fairly sure I got it from Andyw's mum

[NotAllThere]

Had it.

[EternalOptimist]

Yes.

HTH.

I'll give you five pounds if you will do tongues with Cyberman

[oracleslave]

I'll give you five pounds if you will do tongues with Cyberman

I'll give you £500

[Menelaus]

I'll give you £500

Gents, I'm afraid that as a 100% hetero that'd be a no. Sorry.

[ace00]

I'll give you £500

That should cover the full service - I'll chip in a bonus for any pig like squealing.

[oracleslave]

Gents, I'm afraid that as a 100% hetero that'd be a no. Sorry.

You know in some hovel in Reading Ctw@t is typing with 1 hand at the prospect.

[NotAllThere]

£501 then.