Have you got H1N1?

[RichardCranium]

Gents, I'm afraid that as a 100% hetero that'd be a no. Sorry.

What a funny contractor you are.

I don't like work. I don't like clients. But for £500 I'll put up with a day or two of their driving me mad, and I'll pay for the travelling and get dressed up for the purpose.

Go on, just pretend it's Carol Thatcher dressed as a bloke.

[Menelaus]

You know in some hovel in Reading Ctw@t is typing with 1 hand at the prospect.

Gents, I'm feeling tulipey enough already.

[TimberWolf]

I may have had it. I had a head and stomach ache a few days ago, which lasted a couple of hours. I rarely get either. Most people that catch this bug will not know it. And not because they are dead.

[HairyArsedBloke]

linky: BBC

AREAS WITH HIGHEST WEEKLY DEMAND FOR GPS

• Tower Hamlets - 759 flu consultations per 100,000
• City and Hackney - 392
• Islington - 306
• Newham - 293
• Luton - 272

Epidemic levels are classed as 200

THE AT RISK GROUPS

• People with lung disease
• People with heart disease
• People with kidney disease
• People with diabetes
• Those with immunosuppression problems either because of treatment or disease
• Patients who have had drug treatment for asthma
• Pregnant women

Children under five

HAB is dooooooooooommmmmmed

[xoggoth]

Pah. Only raging wooftahs get flu.

[zamzummim]

There has been on case confirmed at the office I work at !

[HairyArsedBloke]

Pah. Only raging wooftahs get flu.

[BrilloPad]

I'll give you five pounds if you will do tongues with Cyberman

[xoggoth]

Don't know about the hygiene theory, it's not my experience, but from circumstantial evidence of details of the fatalities affected and of where there are most cases CB, seems to be right on one thing. This epidemic does appear to be disproportionately affecting minorities. Poorer underlying health maybe.

[Menelaus]

WHS