Stinking trains...

[zeitghost]

This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...

I can still smell it now... (a sensory hallucination I trust, rather than something adhering to me... )

[Pondlife]

This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...

That's what you get when you mix 8 bottles of bacardi breezer, some stomach lining and half a kebab and let it marinade overnight into a train seat.

I never sit down when travelling valley express

[Pondlife]

Then there was the struggle to get off the damn thing past 3 cyclists...

Not something I would of thought as the biggest problem of the day for a Giant Alien Lizard keeping a low profile in an edukational establishment until they're ready to take over the world.

You've got a tail.... use it.

[DaveB]

This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...

I can still smell it now... (a sensory hallucination I trust, rather than something adhering to me... )

Maybe it *IS* you, just a thought.