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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...

    I can still smell it now... (a sensory hallucination I trust, rather than something adhering to me... )
    Maybe it *IS* you, just a thought.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Then there was the struggle to get off the damn thing past 3 cyclists...
    Not something I would of thought as the biggest problem of the day for a Giant Alien Lizard keeping a low profile in an edukational establishment until they're ready to take over the world.

    You've got a tail.... use it.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...
    That's what you get when you mix 8 bottles of bacardi breezer, some stomach lining and half a kebab and let it marinade overnight into a train seat.

    I never sit down when travelling valley express

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Stinking trains...

    Stinking trains...

    This morning's commute was immensely improved by the stench of sour milk pervading the carriage...

    I can still smell it now... (a sensory hallucination I trust, rather than something adhering to me... )

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