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    #21
    Thankfully, most of our guildies are mature enough not to use it in its truest sense. We use it in bitter irony however.
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #22
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I worked with someone who said they had attended been called to interview with Google.

      They were shown to a waiting room. In there was a big table of that Lego with batteries and motors. There was a bunch of other such 'toys'.

      He sat there quietly for 20 minutes waiting to be called. The someone came in and said "Thank you, you can go, you failed."

      You are supposed to "show curiosity" by playing with the toys, apparently.

      I knew someone ( Professor of Computer Science ) who passed away recently who would offer everyone he interviewed a cigarette when they entered the room. Said yes and they instantly failed. That must have been about 50% of people in the 60s.

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        #23
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I knew someone ( Professor of Computer Science ) who passed away recently who would offer everyone he interviewed a cigarette when they entered the room. Said yes and they instantly failed. That must have been about 50% of people in the 60s.
        Sounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.

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          #24
          Originally posted by EddieNambulous View Post
          Sounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.
          I should hope it's urban legend. He might have been a former policeman, which is not normally an instant fail.

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            #25
            Originally posted by EddieNambulous View Post
            Sounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.
            It's a standing instruction here that all cars are to be reverse parked in the company car park. No idea why.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #26
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              I worked with someone who said they had attended been called to interview with Google.

              They were shown to a waiting room. In there was a big table of that Lego with batteries and motors. There was a bunch of other such 'toys'.

              He sat there quietly for 20 minutes waiting to be called. The someone came in and said "Thank you, you can go, you failed."

              You are supposed to "show curiosity" by playing with the toys, apparently.
              I've got a Lego robot set
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                #27
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                It's a standing instruction here that all cars are to be reverse parked in the company car park. No idea why.
                Maybe they don't like employing women?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  It's a standing instruction here that all cars are to be reverse parked in the company car park. No idea why.
                  The Institute of Advanced Motoring reckon that it's much safer to reverse into a bay and pull out forward. Statistically it can be shown to have a lower accident rate.

                  Probably becouse statistically, most people would drive round the block rather than reverse into a space, hence statistically nobody does it.

                  We have the same policy here.

                  All I can say is that I'm glad I bought nothing more expensive than an Astra

                  'elf and safety guru

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EddieNambulous View Post
                    Sounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.
                    Not just trying to sound paradoxical here for comic effect, but I'd be genuinely pleased if I found out an interviewer had rejected me for such a spurious and absurdly quixotic reason.

                    That's because I'd know it was a narrow escape from working with/for a judgemental, irrational, vindictive, and most likely utterly incompetent, twat.

                    What's more, I think even the conclusion they drew from reverse parking in that example is wrong - If anything, someone who reverse parks shows superior planning skills and a more methodical approach, and even more consideration for others as it is safer not to reverse out of a parking space.
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                      #30
                      standard practice in refineries to reverse in, its mandatory. So they can get everyone out quickly




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