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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI worked with someone who said they had attended been called to interview with Google.
They were shown to a waiting room. In there was a big table of that Lego with batteries and motors. There was a bunch of other such 'toys'.
He sat there quietly for 20 minutes waiting to be called. The someone came in and said "Thank you, you can go, you failed."
You are supposed to "show curiosity" by playing with the toys, apparently.
I knew someone ( Professor of Computer Science ) who passed away recently who would offer everyone he interviewed a cigarette when they entered the room. Said yes and they instantly failed. That must have been about 50% of people in the 60s.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI knew someone ( Professor of Computer Science ) who passed away recently who would offer everyone he interviewed a cigarette when they entered the room. Said yes and they instantly failed. That must have been about 50% of people in the 60s.Comment
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Originally posted by EddieNambulous View PostSounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.Comment
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Originally posted by EddieNambulous View PostSounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI worked with someone who said they had attended been called to interview with Google.
They were shown to a waiting room. In there was a big table of that Lego with batteries and motors. There was a bunch of other such 'toys'.
He sat there quietly for 20 minutes waiting to be called. The someone came in and said "Thank you, you can go, you failed."
You are supposed to "show curiosity" by playing with the toys, apparently.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's a standing instruction here that all cars are to be reverse parked in the company car park. No idea why.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's a standing instruction here that all cars are to be reverse parked in the company car park. No idea why.
Probably becouse statistically, most people would drive round the block rather than reverse into a space, hence statistically nobody does it.
We have the same policy here.
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Originally posted by EddieNambulous View PostSounds like the old story (perhaps urban legend) of the candidate who didn't get the job because he reversed into the visitor parking space in the office car park - implied to the watching boss that he would have his mind on leaving quickly at the end of the day.
That's because I'd know it was a narrow escape from working with/for a judgemental, irrational, vindictive, and most likely utterly incompetent, twat.
What's more, I think even the conclusion they drew from reverse parking in that example is wrong - If anything, someone who reverse parks shows superior planning skills and a more methodical approach, and even more consideration for others as it is safer not to reverse out of a parking space.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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standard practice in refineries to reverse in, its mandatory. So they can get everyone out quickly
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