Am I being followed ???

[threaded]

Darn, just a phone call? And to think I used to pay a copper £10 a time for that.

[Joe Black]

Have you worked as a privateeye before - it is a trick used. You could also ring Swansea and say you have a car dumped on your land and you want to trace the owner. You may be surprised how easy they give the info.

No, but I've learnt everything I need to know from just watching Magnum PI.

[threaded]

According to spod he's too big to drive his car...

[Marcus Aurelius]

According to spod he's too big to drive his car...

I think you'll find he was referring to you and your excessive girth - even if you did own a lambo.

[Joe Black]

Why do you think threadeds always pictured standing next to one rather than sitting in the driving seat?

[n5gooner]

I think you'll find he was referring to you and your excessive girth - even if you did own a lambo.

I'm not sure he'd fit into a Hummer.

[privateeye]

No, but I've learnt everything I need to know from just watching Magnum PI.

Ahh - does that mean you have just shot the target then - we don't do that over here. You are so bad I will recomend that you join the Ant-terrorist branch

[n5gooner]

Ahh - does that mean you have just shot the target then - we don't do that over here. You are so bad I will recomend that you join the Ant-terrorist branch

hold on I don't have a back pack on!

[Phoenix]

Hey Privateeye!
Looks like we can shoot him in the head as soon as he gets to the underground! I'll just say he ran!

[n5gooner]

Hey Privateeye!
Looks like we can shoot him in the head as soon as he gets to the underground! I'll just say he ran!

feck I'm late for work....I'll have to run