Am I being followed ???

[n5gooner]

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me.



Hey, isn't that threadeds house in the background?...

oh yea I can see it the white plant pot.

[privateeye]

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me...

No you get a travel card like everyone else in London

[Phoenix]

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me.



Hey, isn't that threadeds house in the background?...

Nah! that's Private Eye hiding in the bushes....

[n5gooner]

No you get a travel card like everyone else in London

but then you might get shot!

[privateeye]

Nah! that's Private Eye hiding in the bushes....

No thats the IR they are investigating me for IR35, they say I take no risk. I am actually disguised as the left wing mirror.

[privateeye]

but then you might get shot!

Thats all part of my disguise so I look the same as the other passengers

[Joe Black]

I believe the house actually belongs to a former Labour local councillor, apparently the IR seem to have a few questions about his alledged income of only £11,000 per year.