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A nice weekend with the house to ourselves as Son is off camping with his mates to celebrate his 18th without parental supervision.
Whats likely to happen :
Given the weather forcast I'm expecting a phone call sometime after 11:30 saturday evening; "Daaaaaaaad, it's raining and we're all soaked and cold can you come get us?"
Daaaaaaad ish rain...raining... weer aww shoak.. 'kin shoaked n i luv ya n yooooor my dad n evryfink n ish cold n weeer shoaked n dunno where we are n <lumpy burp> daaad cud you com'n find me cos I feel tulipish.. n <lumpy burp> n <gulp> daaaad Oh Tulip <Loud projectile vomit> daaaad com'n get me pleeeeesh dad.....................
Daaaaaad, we got really drunk last night and I can't stop being sick, can you come get us?
Reminds me of my best mates Hen Party a few years ago, in Waterford. Got way too pissed, couldn't face the train home with my stinking hangover - my Dad drove from Dublin to get me
Nah, he knows well enough that I regard hangovers as self inflicted wounds and as such not deserving of outside assitance
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
Nah, he knows well enough that I regard hangovers as self inflicted wounds and as such not deserving of outside assitance
Yeah - but I bet you would go and get him!
You might be in a fould and grumpy mood and mutter darkly all the way there and back....... although mine are daughters so it might be slightly different!
First weekend in ages where I havent got anything specific I have to do. So I can finally chill and relax, in no particular order:
Watch Wimbledon, go for a short hike, i might go for a horseride, write some of a friends website and maybe play some computer games. Can't wait
It's The Hat Fair in Winchester this weekend which is a street theatre festival that takes over the town centre. I shall be there this evening for a stroll round. Alas I am also the nominated driver. Tomorrow I'm taking it easy and Sunday we're going to an MG car meeting in the New Forest (the missus has a TF).
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
It's The Hat Fair in Winchester this weekend which is a street theatre festival that takes over the town centre. I shall be there this evening for a stroll round. Alas I am also the nominated driver. Tomorrow I'm taking it easy and Sunday we're going to an MG car meeting in the New Forest (the missus has a TF).
That sounds really good! I've always wanted an old MG - a Bottle Green one, with Chrome bumpers (although rubber would probably be more suitable for me ) - I could pretend to be Mrs Peel!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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