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My clients are on holiday today, so I had a few too many beers last night and decided to have a bit of a holiday today. I've got fed-up bored already and now thinking of doing some work on another project.
That will probably be the weekend too as I've had my full booze allowance for this week.
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Only 5! thank god! its just surface stuff now..the big stuff I'll do over the winter. got a big piece which needs welding. I drive it (almost) everyday.Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostWell, that's you sorted for the next 5 years then. No time for anything else!McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Girls night out tonight!
Tomorrow, hangover.
Saturday night, pictures maybe... depends, I want to see "the Hangover" he wants to see "Terminator"
Sunday - As little as possible
Bazza gets caught
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thought you were going to post the weekend starts nowOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostGirls night out tonight!
Tomorrow, hangover.
Saturday night, pictures maybe... depends, I want to see "the Hangover" he wants to see "Terminator"
Sunday - As little as possible

I am just waiting to start my 5th meeting
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View Postthought you were going to post the weekend starts now
I am just waiting to start my 5th meeting
Not quite although I did have a large glass of wine at lunch 
AP, it's nearly weekend, don't stress!!Bazza gets caught
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What I'm hoping :
A nice weekend with the house to ourselves as Son is off camping with his mates to celebrate his 18th without parental supervision.
Whats likely to happen :
Given the weather forcast I'm expecting a phone call sometime after 11:30 saturday evening; "Daaaaaaaad, it's raining and we're all soaked and cold can you come get us?"
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhat I'm hoping :
A nice weekend with the house to ourselves as Son is off camping with his mates to celebrate his 18th without parental supervision.
Whats likely to happen :
Given the weather forcast I'm expecting a phone call sometime after 11:30 saturday evening; "Daaaaaaaad, it's raining and we're all soaked and cold can you come get us?"
Daaaaaad, we got really drunk last night and I can't stop being sick, can you come get us?

Reminds me of my best mates Hen Party a few years ago, in Waterford. Got way too pissed, couldn't face the train home with my stinking hangover - my Dad drove from Dublin to get me
Bazza gets caught
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