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    #11
    I have also had "What version of PRINCE are you?" and "Do you have PRINCE two point nought?"
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      My most favourite job ad was about ten-ish years ago.

      There was a road-side poster opposite the bus stop advertising the brand new IBM AS/400.

      I was reading Computing or Computer Weekly at the bus stop. It had a job ad for someone with "2 years IBM AS/400 experience".
      Would have been much longer than 10 years ago!!!
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Long, long ago I used to have resourcers giving me grief about the amount of experience on each model of DEC VAX I had ever programmed on, “sorry, my client is looking for more experience of 780’s; your experience of 750’s and 782’s won’t count.”
        Sigh. I had the same with specific versions of software...

        ... after working with every single major version and most minor versions available over a period of 15 years, the numpties thought I couldn't handle the latest version.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Sysman View Post
          Sigh. I had the same with specific versions of software...

          ... after working with every single major version and most minor versions available over a period of 15 years, the numpties thought I couldn't handle the latest version.
          Ditto,

          Pimpy: "I need 5 years experience with x v1.2"

          Me: "It's not been released yet, the job you're recruiting for is at the alpha-site."
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            Ah DEC VAX! I am currently keeping cool with a fan made of two old 110V DEC VAX fans wired in series. It sounds like a 747 taking off and I had to put a pair of the wife's tights over it to avoid getting covered in minced moths. Great otherwise.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #16
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              I used to regularly get “I see you’ve got Visual C++, but have you got any straight C++?”

              Long, long ago I used to have resourcers giving me grief about the amount of experience on each model of DEC VAX I had ever programmed on, “sorry, my client is looking for more experience of 780’s; your experience of 750’s and 782’s won’t count.”
              Saw one contract where they wanted someone who had experience of VAX/VMS systems management, but specified that it had to be through VT220 terminal emulation...
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                With that sort of quality recruitment I'm expecting a 25-35% cut... and a box of chocolates to express my gratitude.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  I have also had "What version of PRINCE are you?" and "Do you have PRINCE two point nought?"
                  Prince of Darkness ?

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                    #19
                    I have the words 'bespoke application' somewhere on my CV, and I quite often get the comment "you have bespoke experience" form an agent as they scan my CV.

                    But now I think they are reading a scan of my CV.
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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