I have also had "What version of PRINCE are you?" and "Do you have PRINCE two point nought?"
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Anyone got experience of Legacy Systems?
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Would have been much longer than 10 years ago!!!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostMy most favourite job ad was about ten-ish years ago.
There was a road-side poster opposite the bus stop advertising the brand new IBM AS/400.
I was reading Computing or Computer Weekly at the bus stop. It had a job ad for someone with "2 years IBM AS/400 experience"."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Sigh. I had the same with specific versions of software...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostLong, long ago I used to have resourcers giving me grief about the amount of experience on each model of DEC VAX I had ever programmed on, “sorry, my client is looking for more experience of 780’s; your experience of 750’s and 782’s won’t count.”
... after working with every single major version and most minor versions available over a period of 15 years, the numpties thought I couldn't handle the latest version.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Ditto,Originally posted by Sysman View PostSigh. I had the same with specific versions of software...
... after working with every single major version and most minor versions available over a period of 15 years, the numpties thought I couldn't handle the latest version.
Pimpy: "I need 5 years experience with x v1.2"
Me: "It's not been released yet, the job you're recruiting for is at the alpha-site.""See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Ah DEC VAX! I am currently keeping cool with a fan made of two old 110V DEC VAX fans wired in series. It sounds like a 747 taking off and I had to put a pair of the wife's tights over it to avoid getting covered in minced moths. Great otherwise.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Saw one contract where they wanted someone who had experience of VAX/VMS systems management, but specified that it had to be through VT220 terminal emulation...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI used to regularly get “I see you’ve got Visual C++, but have you got any straight C++?”
Long, long ago I used to have resourcers giving me grief about the amount of experience on each model of DEC VAX I had ever programmed on, “sorry, my client is looking for more experience of 780’s; your experience of 750’s and 782’s won’t count.”
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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With that sort of quality recruitment I'm expecting a 25-35% cut... and a box of chocolates to express my gratitude."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Prince of Darkness ?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI have also had "What version of PRINCE are you?" and "Do you have PRINCE two point nought?"Comment
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I have the words 'bespoke application' somewhere on my CV, and I quite often get the comment "you have bespoke experience" form an agent as they scan my CV.
But now I think they are reading a scan of my CV.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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