In a PMO call this is the key focus.
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"rightsizing our methodology" FFS
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ever seen the movie - falling down.
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"rightsizing our methodology"
It means "BullTuliping on top of the festering pile of BullTulip"Comment
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Apparently it means;
We've spent the last few years so hugely over bureacrifiying our project methodology it's now a complete shamples and nobody understands the process anymore. So we've now added a new folder for each stage to the project repositories for approvals cos no-one could find anything. Also, please name them so we don't have to look at the docs but can tick our boxes based on their title. Thanks.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostApparently it means;
We've spent the last few years so hugely over bureacrifiying our project methodology it's now a complete shamples and nobody understands the process anymore. So we've now added a new folder for each stage to the project repositories for approvals cos no-one could find anything. Also, please name them so we don't have to look at the docs but can tick our boxes based on their title. Thanks.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIn a PMO call this is the key focus.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostI recommend conference call bingoComment
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you know the stuff..."synergy", "rightsizing", "blue sky thinking", "ducks in line" etc etc
http://www.companyculture.com/topics/BulltulipBingo.htm
Always funIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Postyou know the stuff..."synergy", "rightsizing", "blue sky thinking", "ducks in line" etc etc
http://www.companyculture.com/topics/BulltulipBingo.htm
Always fun
Why? Why? Why? can't we all agreeComment
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