"rightsizing our methodology" FFS

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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 14:17
Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post

you know the stuff..."synergy", "rightsizing", "blue sky thinking", "ducks in line" etc etc

http://www.companyculture.com/topics/BulltulipBingo.htm

Always fun

Yeah! I agree....

Why? Why? Why? can't we all agree
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PM-Junkie replied

2 July 2009, 14:11
you know the stuff..."synergy", "rightsizing", "blue sky thinking", "ducks in line" etc etc

http://www.companyculture.com/topics/BulltulipBingo.htm

Always fun
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 14:07
Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post

I recommend conference call bingo

Tom Jones songs? or just PM Jarbage?
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PM-Junkie replied

2 July 2009, 14:05
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

In a PMO call this is the key focus.

I recommend conference call bingo
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 13:49
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Apparently it means;

We've spent the last few years so hugely over bureacrifiying our project methodology it's now a complete shamples and nobody understands the process anymore. So we've now added a new folder for each stage to the project repositories for approvals cos no-one could find anything. Also, please name them so we don't have to look at the docs but can tick our boxes based on their title. Thanks.

Is that similar to the "PMO MUST Authorise ALL Changes (and by the way could you set up our Tea Boy/Girl up with the Authority to do it and an automated script so that they don't need to actually log on cos they are far to busy" Methodology?
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Pondlife replied

2 July 2009, 13:40
Apparently it means;

We've spent the last few years so hugely over bureacrifiying our project methodology it's now a complete shamples and nobody understands the process anymore. So we've now added a new folder for each stage to the project repositories for approvals cos no-one could find anything. Also, please name them so we don't have to look at the docs but can tick our boxes based on their title. Thanks.
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 13:33
"rightsizing our methodology"

PMO Speak.....

It means "BullTuliping on top of the festering pile of BullTulip"
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Evil Hangover replied

2 July 2009, 13:26
pmo is a graveyard for the retarded

those that can do, those that can't project manage.
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BlackenedBiker replied

2 July 2009, 13:22
ever seen the movie - falling down.

I am gonna get me a flattop and a baseball bat right now.
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Pondlife started a topic "rightsizing our methodology" FFS

2 July 2009, 13:21
"rightsizing our methodology" FFS

In a PMO call this is the key focus.
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